Microwave Massacre [movie]

 Microwave Massacre [movie]

I SPENT THE FIRST HOUR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE MAIN GUY WAS AND GOT IT DOWN TO 'SOMETHING ANIMATED AND CHRISTIMAS RELATED" BEFORE LOOKING IT UP, AND YEAH! IT'S FROSTY THE SNOWMAN! THIS IS A HORROR COMEDY AND IT KINDA RULED. THE BEST PART IS HOW CLEAR THE 1970S WRITES HAD NO IDEA WHAT EXACTLY A MICROWAVE OVEN *IS*. LIKE NOT IN THE NORMAL "WRITE MICROWAVES AS RADIOACTIVE" TYPE MISUNDERSTANDING, BUT IN A WEIRD "WE DON'T KNOW HOW MICROWAVES COOK. THEY GRILL THINGS, RIGHT?" TYPE OF WAY WHERE IT WAS CONSISTANTLY WRITTEN AS AN OVEN OF SOME SORT WITH DAY LONG BROIL MODE AND A BUNCH OF GRILLING THINGS. 

PS. WHY DID THIS END SO ABRUPTLY? THE ENDING MADE SENSE AND WAS TELEGRAPHED BUT IT BASICALLY HAPPENED OFFSCREEN ALL OF A SUDDEN. LIKE THE MOVIE JUST GOT BORED OF BEING ON AND STOPPED. 

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