Lyle Lyle crocodile [movie]

 Lyle Lyle crocodile [movie]

I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH THE CROCODILE WAS FUCKING THAT GUYS WIFE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MUCH THAT WAS THE SUBTEXT WHILE THE TEXT WAS HE WAS MERELY STAYING UP SO NIGHT WITH HER EATING GARBAGE IN A DUMPSTER. THAT SOMEHOW MADE HER HIGH.

PS. I FEEL LIKE SINGING ISN'T REALLY MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN WALKING AROUND WEARING CLOTHES

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