Pinocchio [movie]

 Pinocchio [movie] 

OKAY, YEAH, I KINDA EXPECTED TO NOT LIKE THIS BUT ACTUALLY IT WAS REALLY FRIGGIN GOOD. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LIFE AND DEATH (AND HAD TO WATCH THE MAKING OF DOCUMENTARY TO FULLY GET THAT WHAT THEY WERE, WHICH, DUH) I LOVED THE WEIRD CHOICE TO MAKE IT FACIST ITALY, I *LOVE* HORRIBLE ABOMBINATION NEWBORN PINOCCHIO. IT JUST REALLY DID A GOOD JOB WITH A NORMALLY FAIRLY BORING STORY. 

PS. OKAY, I HAD TO LOOK UP IF PINE CARLO WAS THE REAL THING BECAUSE IT WAS SO STUPID AND IT 100% IS NOT AND THAT IS ALSO GREAT. ALSO I DON'T THINK THEY EVER EVEN SAY PINE CARLO BUT THAT IS SO WHAT THEY WERE GOING FOR AND YOU CAN IMAGINE DEL TORO SAYING IT IN HIS ACCENTED DOG VOICE THEN THEM HAVING IT IN THE MOVIE THEN NEVER SAYING IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK IN ANY OTHER ACCENT. 

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