Pinocchio: A True Story [movie]

 Pinocchio: A True Story [movie]

THIS COMES *SO* CLOSE TO BEING A PERFECT CULT CLASSIC MOVIE CANDIDATE.  IT'S LIKE, A RUSSIAN COMPUTER ANIMATED MOVIE AND IT'S VERY CLEARLY MACHINE TRANSLATED WITH EVERY ACTOR SAYING EVERY LINE WORD FOR WORD BUT THEY ALSO HIRED LIKE, NAMED ACTORS WITH EXTREMELY STRONG VOCAL STYLES (TOM KENNY, THE GUY FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, PAULY SHORE) SO IT'S EVERYONE TRYING TO READ INCOMPREHENSIBLE LINES IN THESE EXTREMELY INSANE  LINE READS. IT'S OVERALL JUST TOO SLOW TO BE FULLY WORTH WATCHING BUT MAN, IT'S GOT SOME GREAT LINES.

PS. ONE CHARACTER IS JUST A CAT WHO OWNS A GUN

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