Diablo IV [game]

Diablo IV [game]

DIABLO II WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES EVER AND ALMOST MADE ME FAIL OUT OF COLLEGE. DIABLO III WAS A GAME FOR THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ALIVE AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. I HAVE REALLY MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS ONE. THE STORY IS REALLY GOOD. OR, IT'S REALLY OKAY AS A STORY BUT HITS THE RIGHT TONES AND VIBE FOR A DIABLO GAME (MOSTLY BY BEING LIKE HELLRAISER A LOT) AND MANAGES TO HAVE SOME OF THE BEST CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAME HISTORY. I DON'T KNOW THOUGH, IT FEELS LIKE THEY DIDN'T WANT DUMB GUY GAMEPLAY BUT IT FEELS LIKE THEY JUST MADE IT SO THEY STREAMLINES EVERYTHING A TON THEN MADE IT ALL SUPER CLUNKY SO IT SEEMED COMPLICATED. LIKE THEY HEARD THE "I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A BUILD GUIDE!" COMPLAINT AND JUST MADE IT SO IT WAS SUPER ODVIOUS WHAT THE BUILDS WERE AND WHAT TO CLICK TO GET EACH, BUT MADE IT SO THERE WAS A THOUSAND DIFFERENT THINGS TO CLICK TO DO THAT. LIKE WHO IS PLAYING AN ARPG AND WANTS THERE TO BE LIKE 30 DIFFERENT CHORES YOU NEED TO DO TO CHANGE TO A NEW WEAPON? I KINDA FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO THE ENDGAME THEN PUT THIS GAME AWAY FOR LIKE 3 YEARS. IT'S CLEAR THEY ARE HOPING TO RIVAL POE FOR SEASON STUFF AND MAYBE THEY CAN FIX THINGS UP IF THEY HAD LIKE 10X THE NUMBER OF ASPECTS AND STUFF, SO THERE IS ACTUAL CHOICE IN THE SYSTEMS AND IT WASN'T JUST "OH, ICE SHARDS? MAKE SURE TO PICK ALL THE ICE PASSIVES, THEN USE THE ONE ICE SHARD ASPECT, THEN THE TWO ICE PARAGON BOARDS. " LIKE IF YOU WERE PICKING BETWEEN THINGS WITH TRADEOFFS THAT COULD BE SOMETHING.  ALSO IT FEELS LIKE THEY REALLY WANT COMBAT TO BE WAY BIGGER TIME TO KILL THAN OTHER GAMES AND THAT SEEMS COOL. BUT MAN, THEY SHOULD JUST THROW IN A BUNCH OF USELESS WEAK MONSTERS BETWEEN REAL MOBS, MAKE IT FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING TO HIT WITH BASIC SKILLS AND WHILE COOLDOWNS ARE WAITING. MAKE EM GIVE 1XP, WHO CARES. JUST TO PAD OUT BETWEEN THE LONG FIGHTS. 

PS. WHY YES! I DID SPEND 90 DOLLARS TO PLAY AND BEAT THIS BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED. (AND I MEAN, IN A GOOD GAME LIKE THIS THE ENDGAME PAST THE STORY IS THE REAL THING. SO THAT ISN'T NESSIARLY BAD. ALTHOUGH THE ENDGAME FEELS LIKE "WHITE MAPS FROM POE ONLY" 

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