Shazam! Fury of the Gods [movie]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods [movie]
IS THIS EVEN A REAL MOVIE THAT CAME OUT? THIS FEELS SO DIRECT TO AIRPLANE SEATBACK QUALITY. ALSO THEY MADE TOO MANY OF THESE AND THE KIDS ARE WAY WAY TOO OLD. THE KIDS BEING ALMOST 18 WAS A HUGE PLOT BUT THE WHOLE THING IS SHAZAM IS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD. THE LITTLE GIRL IS CLEARLY MEANT TO BE A TODDLER BUT THE GIRL IS LIKE 16 IN KID FORM. IT MAKES THE WHOLE MOVIE SO WEIRD, LIKE THE SHAZAM FORMS ARE ALL MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
PS. THE SKITTLES PRODUCT PLACEMENT WAS SO WEIRD. IT TOOK UP SUCH A MAJOR CHUNK OF THE CLIMACTIC BATTLE AND ALSO "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER" BEING LIKE THE ONLY TIME THIS MOVIE SWORE AND ALSO IT BEING THE BABY WOMAN SAYING IT MADE IT REALLY WEIRD AND JARRING.
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