The Bees [book, audiobook]

 The Bees [book, audiobook]

I LOVE STRETCHING CATEGORIES SO I'M USING THIS FOR 'BOOK ABOUT A CITY' BECAUSE IT'S A FICTIONAL STORY ABOUT BEES IN A HIVE. LIKE BEE MOVIE OR MAYA THE BEE. IT'S WEIRD HOW MUCH I LIKE IT. IT JUST CAN NOT PIN IT'S TONE DOWN AND THAT SHOULD ANNOY ME BUT IT'S THE MOST CHARMING PART OF THE BOOK. LIKE 95% OF THE BOOK IS 'LET ME TELL YOU BEE FACTS" WHERE EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS IS A VERY SPECIFIC DRAMATIZATION OF A VERY SPECIFIC BEE THING BEES DO TOLD AS IF THEY WERE PEOPLE. BUT THEN JUST RANDOMLY A BEE WILL HAVE A CUP OR BE SITTING AT A TABLE, OR AN EVIL BEE WILL JUST HAVE WEIRD SITH POWERS OR A SPIDER WILL BE A FORTUNE TELLING WITCH.  IT REALLY FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD BOTHER ME, BUT EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS IT MADE ME LIKE THE BOOK MORE. LIKE IT WILL GO ON FOR PAGES AND CHAPTERS EXPLAINING SUPER DETAILED FIRST PERSON VIEW OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A BEE RECEIVING SOME SUPER SPECIFIC CHEMICAL PHEROMONE THEN SOME OTHER BEE WILL JUST BE PSYCHIC OR BE SITTING IN A CHAIR OR SOMETHING.

PS.  IF ANYONE NEEDS THE LEAST APPLICABLE ADVICE EVER I RECOMMEND YOU DO WHAT I DID AND LISTEN TO A CHUNK OF THIS SITTING IN THE CATEDRAL METROPOLITANA DE SÃO SEBASTIÃO.  IT REALLY FITS THE MOOD.

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