Made In Abyss: Journey's Dawn [anime, movie]

 Made In Abyss: Journey's Dawn [anime, movie]

THE THING I KNOW ABOUT MADE IN ABYSS IS THAT IT IS THE FAMOUS ANIME FOR BEING ON EVERY THE MOST DISTURBING ANIME EVER LIST BECAUSE IT STARTS OUT A FUN WHOLESOME ADVENTURE THEN GETS REALLY FUCKED UP AS IT GOES ON. BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANY REAL DETAILS OTHER THAN THERE IS A TURN EVENTUALLY.  THIS IS THE FIRST HALF OF THE FIRST SEASON EDITED INTO A MOVIE AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY THE WHOLESOME ANIME ALL THE WAY THROUGH, A COUPLE UNSETTLING PARTS, BUT NOTHING MUCH MORE THAN YOU'D EXPECT.  I ACTUALLY WONDER IF I'M WATCHING IT THE BEST OR WORST WAY, LIKE, I AM SURE I WILL LOSE IMPACT WHEN WHATEVER HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN AND I'M NOT TOTALLY BLIND SIDED, BUT IT'S ALSO SUCH AN UNEASY WAY TO WATCH A SHOW. LIKE EVERY TIME THEY TUMBLE DOWN A HILL OR SOMETHING I AM LIKE "IS THIS IT? IS HER BONE GOING TO BE STICKING THROUGH HER LEG WHEN THEY GO LOOK AT IT?"  

PS. I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE I MENTIONED MY CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARE MOVIE "DREAMING OF PARADISE" TO SOMEONE, THAT IS ONLINE NOW, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD WATCH IT BECAUSE IT WON'T LIVE UP TO MY 10 YEAR OLD's TERROR OF IT. I KNEW ABOUT MADE IN ABYSS AND IT'S REPUTATION AND FOR SOME REASON THE LITTLE BITS OF IT I'VE SEEN FEEL LIKE THE SAME VIBE THAT MADE ME SO AFRAID. AND IT REALLY DOES.  TO WATCH THIS FEELS LIKE MY MEMORY OF HOW WATCHING 'STRIT OG STRUMM' FELT WATCHING IN 1993.





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