Breakout 13 [game]

 Breakout 13 [game]

WHY IS THIS GAME SO GOOD!??!? WHY IS THIS GAME EVEN GOOD AT ALL!???? IT'S A CHINESE LANGUAGE FMV ADVENTURE GAME THAT SEEMS LIKE IT COULD RUN ON A LASERDISK PLAYER. LIKE ABOUT A KID WHO IS SENT TO A SCHOOL TO TREAT HIS 'VIDEOGAME ADDICTION' THAT IS SKETCHY AND CONVERSION THERAPY-ESQ,  THE WRITING GETS A LITTLE WEAK AT THE END, BUT IT'S NOT EVEN SO BAD IT'S GOOD OR SO CRAZY IT'S FUNNY OR SOMETHING, IT'S JUST SUPER ENGAGING. I THINK IT'S HARD TO THINK OF GAMES THAT MAKE THE CHOICES LIKE THIS GAME DID. SO MUCH OF THE GAME IT'S NOT LIKE, TWO HARD NO WIN CHOICES AND YOU HAVE TO DECIDE BETWEEN THEM, GREY AREA STYLE. IT'S A GAME WHERE YOU GET GOOD CHOICES AND BAD CHOICES AND SO MUCH OF THE TIME YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAD CHOICES AND THATS IT. YOU JUST LOSE IF YOU MAKE THE GOOD CHOICE. IT'S ALL LIKE, INVESTIGATING YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVEING TO FIND ENOUGH WRONG WITH THEM YOU CAN SEND THEM TO TORTURE BUT ON SOMETHING NOT QUITE AS BAD AS THEIR SECRET THING. IT SUCKS BUT THAT IS GREAT WRITING. I AM SHOCKED HOW ENGAGED I WAS PLAYING THIS. IT'S AMAZINGLY GOOD FOR BEING KINDA CRAP THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. 

PS. THE BEST PART OF THE GAME WAS SPITE SODA, BECAUSE LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE IN THE GAME WAS LIKE THAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HAD SPITE SODA. (ALSO THE BEST PART OF THE GAME IS DEFEATING THE FIRST OFFICER WITH A COMPLEX INVESTIGATION THEN GETTING HIM REPLACED WITH A MUCH MORE COMPLEX AND NUANCED EVIL AND THEN YOU JUST KINDA PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND THAT'S IT) 

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