Smile 2 [movie]

 Smile 2 [movie]

THE EFFECTS ARE STUPID, THE PLOT IS STUPID, THE ENDING IS STUPID, THERE IS A BILLION MOVIES WHERE THE SPOOKY GHOST MAKES YOU SEE THINGS THEN YOU GASP AND THEY AREN'T REAL, BUT THIS MOVIE IS KINDA GOOD? LIKE IT'S WEIRDLY HARD TO THINK OF MANY MOVIES THAT HAVE THE HALLUCINATIONS MOSTLY HAPPENING IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS SO IT'S LESS LIKE A REGULAR HORROR AND MORE LIKE "PERSON COMING DOWN WITH ACTUAL SCHIZOPHRENIA, HELLO IT'S THE WEATHER" SIMULATOR. 

PS. DID A BOTTLE OF WATER WRITE THIS? I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVIE WITH SUCH BIZARRE PRODUCT PLACEMENT. IT DROVE ME NUTS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. LIKE THEM JUST BEING EVERYWHERE SEEMED WEIRD, BUT AT LEAST IN THE REALM OF HUMAN UNDERSTANDING OF MARKETING. BUT THE AMOUNT IT ACTUALLY FACTORED INTO THE PLOT AND PEOPLE TALKED AND INTERACTED WITH IT WAS JUST INSAINE. IT DIDN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE A COMMERCIAL HALF THE TIME, IT JUST SEEMED LIKE VOSS WATER WAS A MAIN CHARACTER AND THEY HAD TO KEEP BRINGING UP WHERE HE WAS OR WHAT HE WAS DOING. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW WEIRD IT WAS.  THERE IS LIKE 4 OR 5 ACTUAL PLOT POINTS IN THE MOVIE THAT INVOLVE THE WATER. LIKE SHE'S ATTACKED AND IN A HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR SAYS SHE DIDN'T DRINK ENOUGH WATER THEN SHE HAS TO ESCAPE BEING FRAMED FOR A MURDER AND TRIES TO GET THE INTERN TO LEAVE BY ASKING FOR WATER AND HE POINTS OUT HE FILLED AN ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR WITH THE WATER AND THE WATER IS THERE. IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE IT'S JUST AGGRESSIVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT, IT FEELS INSANE. 

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