The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle [movie]

 The Rare Blue Apes of Cannibal Isle [movie]

HELP, I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE WATCHING THIS. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS MOVIE SOONER???? THIS IS JUST LIKE, AMAZING TERRIBLE MOVIE. I LOVE THIS. I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AT THE LACK OF SOCIAL COMMENTARY. LIKE IT'S SO SET UP FOR INSANE LEVELS OF MESSAGES ABOUT THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND JUST KINDA COASTS RIGHT BY. GOD HAVE MERCY ON MANKIND / QUACK QUACK HAS GIVEN UP HIS LIFE FOR US. 

PS. THIS ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO BE A MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER. IT IS THE MOST "SOMEONE SAYS THE MOST INSANE LINE POSSIBLE THEN THE CAMERA JUST LINGERS FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS ON THE ACTOR" MOVIE IMAGINABLE 

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