Wicked: For Good [movie]

 Wicked: For Good [movie]

IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS TERRIBLE, BUT I DO BUY THE THEORY THEY SPLIT THE MOVIE IN TWO BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES THE SECOND HALF OF WICKED. NONE OF THE SONGS WERE REALLY ANYTHING AND THE PLOTTING AND PACE JUST ABSOLUTELY WENT OFF A CLIFF PRETTY QUICK. WHICH I IMAGINE UNIVERSAL PICTURES WAS THANKING THEIR STARS FOR BECAUSE THE BEST PART WAS THE LIKE 5 MINUTES THIS GOT SO POLITICAL WITH THE ANIMALS IN A WAY THAT FELT LIKE WAS ALWAYS POLITICAL, BUT IN LIKE A SAFE NOTHING WAY WHEN THEY GREENLIT THIS MOVIE IN LIKE 2015 OR WHATEVER THAT WAS NOT GENERIC IN 2025, BUT ALSO WAS OVER IMMEDIATELY. (NO, THE BEST PART WAS THE WEIRD AMOUNT OF FOCUS ON POSTER IN THIS MOVIE, IT FELT LIKE THEY HIRED SOMEONE WHO WAS GOOD AT MAKING POSTERS AND PROMOTED HIM TO LIKE, LEAD SET DESIGNER. (NO, THE BEST PART WAS ELPHABA'S SEX RUG))

PS. I READ THE FIRST WIZARD OF OZ THEN EXACTLY ONE OTHER BOOK AND I'M GONNA DO THAT THING I DO WITH DR WHO LUNGBARROW WHERE I READ EXACTLY ONE BOOK AND NOW WILL TALK ABOUT THAT ALWAYS: I AM MAD AT THE TIN MAN'S ORIGIN BECAUSE THE REAL ONE WITH CHOPPER JOHN AND MEAT GLUE WAS A WAY BETTER STORY. AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT WOULDN'T HAVE FIT IN THE 'TWO GIRLS LIKE ONE GUY' STORY THIS WAS DOING. 

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