Mr. Bill's Real Life Adventures [movie]

 Mr. Bill's Real Life Adventures [movie]

HEY, DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A 1986 LIVE ACTION MADE FOR TV MR BILL "MOVIE"? IT IS ABSOLUTELY INCOHERENT AND ALSO CLEARLY A PILOT FOR A HORRIBLE TV SHOW.  ALSO BARELY ANYTHING ABOUT IT IS EVEN REMOTELY MR BILL RELATED AND IT'S LIKE 90% JUST A SITCOM WHERE EVERYONE IS VERY LITTLE. HOW IN THE WORLD HAS THERE NEVER BEEN A SITCOM WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE VERY LITTLE? ON THE OTHER HAND IT BEING SO GENERIC MAKES THE VERY SMALL NUMBER OF TIMES IT'S VIOLENT ALL EXTREMELY SHOCKING.  I AM LOSING MY MIND ABOUT THE PART SLUGGO CUT A DOG IN HALF. 

PS. HALF THE RUNTIME HERE IS SHELLY DUVALL SLOWLY EXPLAINING HOW EVERY SCENE WAS MADE IN A WEIRD POINTLESS "MAKING OF" THAT SEEMED CLEARLY AIMED AT ACTUAL CHILDREN? WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THIS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE!?

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